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ah fuck someone tried to register on this instance
sorry!!! it's not exactly a single-user instance but def not open reg! but I haven't gotten the people in so I thought open reg would be easier and the tl;dr: i fucked up config and will fix

welcome to another day of trying to write Java code that I don't actively hate

god is dead. god wemains dead. and we have kiwwed him. how shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews? what was howiest and mwightiest of aww that the wowwd has owned has bwed to death undew ouw knives. who wiww wipe this bwood off us? what watew is thewe to cwean ouwsewves?

I saw a post about public-library-run federated social networks and, like, omg, i want libraries to run all the federated internet services. Library-run social networks, email, IDPs, all of it.

Sometimes self care is submerging yourself in a peat bog for 300 years

Listen here the body has these organs: the bladder, the vertebra, the witches, that's the whole person

that didn't work for the Romans and it won't work for you

i.... think i fixed?? still haven't put up a description. but also, I find it extremely relieving to not have to rebuild / restart to change that stuff. VIVA LE MASTODON

mh, - 

album rec: "Imaginary Friend" by ABSRDST
like older Lido, but 8-bittier?

ah fuck someone tried to register on this instance
sorry!!! it's not exactly a single-user instance but def not open reg! but I haven't gotten the people in so I thought open reg would be easier and the tl;dr: i fucked up config and will fix

last boost: my employer should be a lot less surprised by the Unforeseeable Technical Problems that pop up when folks is spending less than 10 hours a day outside work

I've been mulling over research in programming for quite some time, and a talk like this is really up my alley.

What We Know We Don't Know

youtu.be/WELBnE33dpY

TL;DW the best code is written by a team of unstressed people that sleep 8 hours a night, and do code reviews; chances are type to untypes languages, dynamic to static, etc. etc. etc. don't matter nearly as much as these (yes, even TDD)

if your programming playlist doesn't include hatsune miku your code may not be compatible

there are thresholds everywhere, even where you least expect them.... for instance there is a theoretical maximum amount of soup you can consume before the olive garden waiter gets scared and cuts you off but we don’t know the exact quantity. one single drop could make the difference in his mind

ah the great contributions made by italian-americans: pizza, organized crime, something else im sure

when two people illustrate race conditions by explaining them at the exact same time

actually theres only one circle of hell and its for people who are wrong online. sorry dante.

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Conventicle of the Lesser Occult Institute

The Conventicle of the Lesser Occult Institute