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as a taxpaying adult 

I don't have dni categories

it is my job to block/mute you if you're annoying me (or to request moderation if appropriate) and Trust That I Do

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if you read stuff on my website and it's more convenient to refer to me as your friend than as a person on the internet with a website you keep up with, I hereby befriend you

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as the instance admin, to other instances 

if you see undesirable content being federated through to your instance please let me know and I will implement the necessary blocks. this is a 1.5 user instance so I don't typically bother blocking instances proactively but that is only because of laziness/perceived lack of impact, and I don't want it to actually impact anyone

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😬🧷: microblogging has neither the social immediacy of chat nor the considered aspect of email. while I still accept responsibility for the impact of what I write, until this crap gets an edit button, it may not ever be what I *meant*.

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if u follow me and u wish I would CW something I don't, DM me :)

For those who maintain an RSS feed, how do you decide what is worth an item/entry? Is it just for one type of media? A daily recap of new pages? An exhaustive changelog?

you will take my Toot! button away when you pry it out of my cold dead hands

"somewhere", "anywhere", "nowhere". one word each.

"something", "anything", "nothing". "somehow", "anyhow", "nohow". same.

"someone", "anyone", "no one"??? just toss in that diaeresis if you're that confused by the Os, jesus

Since Mastodon is the elephant app, that makes all other social networks irrelephant.

Incidentally, I found this on other side of a ridge from the Pacific Crest Trail if anyone wants to try becoming the Royal So-and-So of Placer County.

I'm really putting the "O no" in "big O notation"

RT @SofiGaming
More unrealistic beauty standards for women 😀

i shelled out for a year of so i could change my username so Let's Be Friends

Boom boom boom boom, my friends were all exhumed. It's nothing super fancy, just basic necromancy

i dunno if it's any use to share this kind of thing on mastodon the way you're supposed to tag small creators on social media to help them out, but consider this an experiment

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this artist was donating some chunk of proceeds to ingersoll so I bought these at the fremont sunday market :)

If I keep posting like a monkey with a typewriter that has autocorrect, eventually some wisdom will come out

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind, and put on a funny hat while a frog played oboe

someone who has only seen shadows projected on a cave wall: i'm getting real shadows projected on a cave wall vibes from this

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Conventicle of the Lesser Occult Institute

The Conventicle of the Lesser Occult Institute