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trash #goblin princess. provost of the institute. aesthete, enthusiast, techie scum.
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Joined Oct 2019
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Wlw power, Wooloo power, uwu power
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everyone is always all about breaking news but nobody wants to fix the news after
"so how many junior developers under you have you had flee the org in the past few years and do you see any significance there"
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one time i saw a new account #onhere and she said "wow fun week on fedi! i've learned so much about free software i'm installing linux on my computer tonight!" and like, damn, you found a way to get the bad ending to social media
how much is your job supposed to make you go into a phone booth to scream
asking for a friend
James gurney painted a (weirdly exoticised?) woman with giant mountain goat pack animals and I have realized both that my goblinsona has a goat face and that I would kill to ride a giant mountain goat
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I was out in the rain. So exasperating!
โ Endok Zonvumom, Stonecrafter
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One thing I feel is pretty important in living happier is to stop optimizing. Stop trying to get the best deal out of everything, stop trying to find the best place for everything. In NYC I know of... maybe 5 cheesecake places. I found one I liked well and I went with that one. Iโm sure itโs not THE BEST and probably not the cheapest in all of NYC but itโs good and I like it. I donโt give a fuck, I donโt want to optimize.
I see Americans doing these kinds of optimizations a lot & it feels weird
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it's cool that we have a day of the week named after the moon but it's super fucked up that that day is monday
sometimes a bitch would just like to deal with ordinary errors
cannot find what resource was overloaded on the hosts
patiently waiting for the sr. engineer who wrote the execution framework to get out of a meeting and back to untangling this with me
kinda gross
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PhD
hexaco/big five is going to turn out to be the four humors of cognitive psychology
quote me on this in 30 years
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Object-oriented assembly
hoard texts for God, make the children into factory workers, etc. etc.
if you're not situating your ideas about abstract Learning in the historical context of the societal function of education what are you even doing
Marimar, Marisol, Maria Jose, Mary Beth, Mary Pat, and Mary Margaret would like a word
forget the sex policy, this is the true incompatibility between Catholicism and contemporary secular culture
today assembled pasta and tj's pumpkin bisque as sauce and chicken meatballs and somehow this is the most cooking i've done in A While
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love it when iโm cooking, hit a rare ingredient, have to stop & poll my friends for substitutes
"help! wtf is red star anise?"
"my mom has some but she refuses to discuss it or acknowledge its presence in any way"
"it shows up in your spice drawer when you're ready. i guess you're not ready yet"
"you can use black star anise & Red #-2โฆ yes, _minus_ two"
"you canโt buy it, it has to be wrenched from the grasp of a mortal foe"
"a metaphor, like the elusive blue rose"
"i saw it in a dream once"
