selfie 

second day of new job, third attempt with beauty blender, we are maybe two days away from giving up on makeup wearing again so witness it while it occurs

so apparently people have been doing the "Demonrats"/"Drumpf"/"Micro$oft" name-calling thing for... *checks wikipedia* at least 1800 years

I can't get over this though. "Scientology? Pfft... more like... Briantology..."

pigeon photo update courtesy of google deciding this one needed a ken burns effect

me at el parque de las palomas continuing to vibe with the pigeons eating out of my hands, dual-wielding pigeons for a time, sharing a couple more pigeon closeups

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me at el parque de las palomas in a state of bliss due to the pigeons eating out of my hands, including one especially handsome rock dove with iridescent brown neck plumage

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me at el parque de las palomas, overcome with joy at the pigeons eating out of my hands and brandishing one toward the camera in a single-armed gesture of Adoration

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me at el parque de las palomas, staring lovingly at pigeons eating out of my hands and beaming with joyous incredulity at the camera

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transphobia 

literally what tho?? AGAIN, this is a video making fun of these guys, *how* did this ad get selected

also not to be a bitch (yes to be a bitch) but unless you're releasing forensics I don't have any reason to believe your claim here that your "documentary" "premiere" was actually DDoSed and that's not just what your shitty sysadmin decided to tell you about their failure to scale infra

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on the one hand, wandering around today was a good reminder that the internet is greatly impoverished relative to the sensed social world. on the other hand, i saw this and i just knew it was put up by some motherfucker just as Online as me

look at the size at which i did my college homework. TAs aren't paid enough

this artist was donating some chunk of proceeds to ingersoll so I bought these at the fremont sunday market :) etsy.com/shop/faerieclayworks

the fun thing about DSA magic girl is that making a key for yourself ends up looking like this

i don't know why this selfie is funny to me 

we went to a doughnut shop this weekend and i liked the idea of having a picture of myself there more than the reality

does anyone know what font this is? it's cracking me up and i want it

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Conventicle of the Lesser Occult Institute

The Conventicle of the Lesser Occult Institute