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you, a fool: you don't hate mondays, you hate ~capitalism~

me, wise: actually i can hate more than one thing at a time due to my Enormous Brain

here's a photo i took when we went to the unitian stantes of amencarn's in 2008

at the time i was rly annoyed cos i forgot to wind the film on but in hindsight it rocks

i am completely unironically a pro-fahrenheit person. or at least i am not pro-celsius, even as i am pro-metric. i reject the idea that 0 and 100 being the freezing and boiling points of water are special or desirable qualities for a temperature scale. if you want scientific legitimacy measure the temperature of your house in kelvin.

what would be some good things for a game over screen to say. i have a bigass text file of these from nullpointer but i want to refresh it.

some favorites from "game-overs.txt" include:

"TRY AGAIN WITH GREATER KNOWLEDGE. ABSOLVE YOURSELF OF FAILURE."

"YOUR DEFEAT IS BUT A MISSTEP IN A GRANDER DESIGN"

"YOU ARE FREE OF TORMENT. REJOICE."

"LIFE STOPPAGE IN VIDEOGAME WORLD"

"YOU TRIED AND I'M PROUD OF YOU"

maybe people would trust scientists more if they werent constantly being experimented on and being subjected to invasive new technologies without their consent, just my imo

this is no ordinary moon. this is a moon for knowing your horoscope to

@casey @kit
Grandma got devoured by an earthworm
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say that worms donโ€™t eat the living
But as for me and grandpa, we believe

I will summon the strength I have to push the boulder in front of me. If it shifts, it shifts. If it remains, it remains. And if I am crushed, I am crushed! This would be the way of it no matter what strength I had, what choices I had made.

I love and am loved and have a small dog who used to think I was the center of the world until she located the box of pig ear treats that truly is that center. I have liquid fabric softener again because for the second time in my life I'm living with a machine with a dispenser for it.

Work is fear in the pit of my stomach coming faster at me by the hour, but then, what does it matter? My dad is alive and believes he was in a shootout on a rooftop because that's just what happens when you have a heart attack and watch a die hard marathon waiting for surgery that goes poorly so you're in a coma for a week. Wires cross. And I'm frightened of, what, a tech job?

There is quiet snow insulating me from the street. City light pollution means the air glows. Enough building windows still apartments with holiday lights.

Yesterday I saw this helmet, created in 1526-29 by Hans Seusenhofer and shaped as a fox's head, and realized that fursuits are older than I thought

craft beer is a good thing but IPA is a shitty style of beer don't at me

hey can you all keep it down? the howling screams of the damned trapped in eternal discourse keep pouring out of my phone speaker and its freaking out my dog

hit me with a like if you've ever struggled the youtube-dl struggle

just like me with my social battery, my PSP always reports 100% battery until it abruptly dies, and while recharging it stays at 0% until it's full

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Conventicle of the Lesser Occult Institute

The Conventicle of the Lesser Occult Institute