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@stephen gimli : "struggling to keep up with my much more in shape friends" is very relatable
@stephen are uruk-hai some sort of mineral?? How come they come out of the ground?
@stephen saruman: weed grandpa
@stephen aragorn: still hotlegolas: still pretty
@stephen I wish people had cute pointy hobbit ears
@stephen gollum looking at the ring :: me looking at a bowl of ramen
@stephen "I don't usually hold with foreign food"
If Boromir had dad energy, Sam has grandpa energy
@stephen Sam is a Hero for carrying this much cast iron cookware
@stephen how is gandalfs terminal velocity greater than that of a sword???
Two towers time!
stoned fellowship of the ring thoughts Show more
@stephen Galadriel never wears less than $2000 in clothing and honestly? I respect that play
@stephen I'm upgrading Boromir from "deadbeat dad?" to "divorced dad who doesn't understand how to connect with his son"
@stephen watching too much tv has made my brain subconsciously always notice "and this bit is where the episode ends" even in the middle of a movie
@stephen "I am a servant of the secret fire" is pretty solid though
@stephen "swords are no more use here," he says, brandishing a sword and later using it
@stephen Gimli: you get 0 or 100, nothing in between
@stephen https://archiveofourown.org/works/27660185 keep thinking of this short fanfic
@stephen some of this cg is a little sweaty
@stephen really wish I could go spend some time in some mountains
Hobbits: v cute - I'd definitely have a big crush on Merry - is pippin a hobbit himbo?Aragorn: hotLegolas: pretty Boromir: deadbeat dad?Elrond: why does he look so pointy Gimli: I'd trust this guy to make me a wooden table
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