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@stephen gimli : "struggling to keep up with my much more in shape friends" is very relatable

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@stephen are uruk-hai some sort of mineral?? How come they come out of the ground?

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@stephen aragorn: still hot
legolas: still pretty

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@stephen I wish people had cute pointy hobbit ears

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@stephen gollum looking at the ring :: me looking at a bowl of ramen

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@stephen "I don't usually hold with foreign food"

If Boromir had dad energy, Sam has grandpa energy

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@stephen Sam is a Hero for carrying this much cast iron cookware

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@stephen how is gandalfs terminal velocity greater than that of a sword???

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stoned fellowship of the ring thoughts 

@stephen Galadriel never wears less than $2000 in clothing and honestly? I respect that play

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@stephen I'm upgrading Boromir from "deadbeat dad?" to "divorced dad who doesn't understand how to connect with his son"

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@stephen watching too much tv has made my brain subconsciously always notice "and this bit is where the episode ends" even in the middle of a movie

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@stephen "I am a servant of the secret fire" is pretty solid though

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@stephen "swords are no more use here," he says, brandishing a sword and later using it

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@stephen Gimli: you get 0 or 100, nothing in between

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@stephen some of this cg is a little sweaty

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@stephen really wish I could go spend some time in some mountains

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stoned fellowship of the ring thoughts 

Hobbits: v cute
- I'd definitely have a big crush on Merry
- is pippin a hobbit himbo?
Aragorn: hot
Legolas: pretty
Boromir: deadbeat dad?
Elrond: why does he look so pointy
Gimli: I'd trust this guy to make me a wooden table

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Conventicle of the Lesser Occult Institute

The Conventicle of the Lesser Occult Institute